ciaraobreen:

lays down on the floor and screams about inadequate amounts of queer girls on my tv

(Source: emboars)

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed, gay child

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

(Source: thesnowinthedarkness)

• me at the beginning of the semester: i'm gonna live, i'm gonna fly
• me now: i'm gonna fail, i'm gonna die

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

melevator:

I’m exhausted from all this studying I haven’t done

cytoplast:

i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth

• Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
• Me: i dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

• friends: i need a new profile picture
• me: i need a new face